It’s almost Valentine’s day, so I thought I should put up some love-ly stuff on the mantel. Get it?
I had the great honor of winning these kissing dogs at the annual Christmas party white elephant gift exchange. We’ve been going to this party for the past few years, and these dogs always make a showing, being passed from house to house, from closet to closet. Now that I’ve received these wonderful puppies, I know that I’m really part of the gang.
I think people are usually freaked out by these perfectly loving doggies, but not me, folks. These canines are getting special front and center treatment this year. I might not even take them to the gift exchange next year. They might be mine forever. Deal with it.
I felt that, since Valentine’s Day is coming up, and since it’s all about love, what better way to show my love for love than by a sculpture of two blue-eyeshadowed dogs in a sweet, loving embrace, gently kissing with peacefully closed eyes? There is no better way.
Mic drop, am I right?